1 00:00:03,200 --> 00:00:03,900 Look at it. 2 00:00:03,970 --> 00:00:04,803 Cute little choo-choo. 3 00:00:04,872 --> 00:00:05,872 Go little choo-choo train. 4 00:00:05,942 --> 00:00:08,444 Woo-woo. Woo-woo. 5 00:00:08,517 --> 00:00:11,517 And here comes the big rock. 6 00:00:17,546 --> 00:00:19,614 And that proves once again... ...That big rock 7 00:00:19,687 --> 00:00:20,854 beats choo-choo train. 8 00:00:20,924 --> 00:00:21,591 Hard to beat the big rock. 9 00:00:21,661 --> 00:00:23,862 It really is. 10 00:00:23,934 --> 00:00:25,635 Okay. Next on iCarly... ... We're gonna show you 11 00:00:25,707 --> 00:00:27,975 a fun little video that we shot at school yesterday. 12 00:00:28,048 --> 00:00:29,048 Oh, great. 13 00:00:29,117 --> 00:00:31,552 I call this video, gullible Freddie. 14 00:00:31,626 --> 00:00:38,131 Check this out. 15 00:00:38,214 --> 00:00:39,214 Hey. 16 00:00:39,284 --> 00:00:43,020 Why aren't you guys dressed like clowns? 17 00:00:43,097 --> 00:00:44,230 What do you mean? 18 00:00:44,301 --> 00:00:46,535 I got an email from school saying that today was clown day. 19 00:00:46,608 --> 00:00:49,810 Didn't you guys get... [laughter] 20 00:00:49,885 --> 00:00:50,585 ...You guys sent me that email. 21 00:00:50,654 --> 00:00:52,455 She made me. 22 00:00:52,527 --> 00:00:54,928 Wait, is this on camera? 23 00:00:55,002 --> 00:00:55,535 Gibby, come here. 24 00:00:55,604 --> 00:00:56,670 No. Get away from me. 25 00:00:56,741 --> 00:00:58,942 No. 26 00:00:59,015 --> 00:01:00,249 Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha. 27 00:01:00,319 --> 00:01:02,721 So funny. 28 00:01:02,794 --> 00:01:05,695 Freddie Benson, people-- the most gullible boy in America. 29 00:01:05,770 --> 00:01:07,538 I'm usually not gullible. 30 00:01:07,609 --> 00:01:09,377 Dude, you're the easiest person to trick, ever. 31 00:01:09,448 --> 00:01:10,482 Untrue. 32 00:01:10,553 --> 00:01:11,486 All right. 33 00:01:11,556 --> 00:01:14,090 I just wanna say, I feel really bad about tricking Freddie, 34 00:01:14,164 --> 00:01:17,333 which is why I'm giving him this $100 gift certificate 35 00:01:17,408 --> 00:01:18,675 to the cheesecake warehouse. 36 00:01:18,745 --> 00:01:19,212 Seriously? 37 00:01:19,280 --> 00:01:23,584 Nope. It's just lettuce. 38 00:01:23,661 --> 00:01:24,895 Gotcha. 39 00:01:24,966 --> 00:01:25,799 She made me do it. 40 00:01:25,869 --> 00:01:28,437 Uh-huh. 41 00:01:28,510 --> 00:01:33,982 In 5, 4, 3, 2... [music] 42 00:01:37,406 --> 00:01:38,606 will change for me 43 00:01:38,677 --> 00:01:43,347 and be so wonderful 44 00:01:43,426 --> 00:01:45,494 live life, breathe air 45 00:01:45,566 --> 00:01:46,300 I know somehow 46 00:01:46,369 --> 00:01:47,836 we're gonna get there 47 00:01:47,907 --> 00:01:52,577 and feel so wonderful 48 00:01:52,656 --> 00:01:56,459 it's all for real 49 00:01:56,535 --> 00:01:57,101 I'm telling you 50 00:01:57,171 --> 00:01:58,504 just how I feel 51 00:01:58,575 --> 00:02:00,676 so wake up the members 52 00:02:00,749 --> 00:02:02,450 of my nation 53 00:02:02,521 --> 00:02:03,922 it's your time to be 54 00:02:03,993 --> 00:02:04,993 there's no chance 55 00:02:05,063 --> 00:02:06,864 unless you take one 56 00:02:06,936 --> 00:02:08,436 and it's time to see 57 00:02:08,507 --> 00:02:09,640 the brighter side 58 00:02:09,711 --> 00:02:12,980 of every situation 59 00:02:13,056 --> 00:02:14,757 some things are meant to be 60 00:02:14,828 --> 00:02:15,928 so give your best 61 00:02:15,998 --> 00:02:18,333 and leave the rest to me 62 00:02:18,407 --> 00:02:19,607 leave it all to me 63 00:02:19,677 --> 00:02:20,677 (Leave it all to me) 64 00:02:20,747 --> 00:02:22,948 leave it all to me 65 00:02:23,021 --> 00:02:30,361 just leave it all to me 66 00:02:30,446 --> 00:02:33,381 [music] 67 00:02:34,430 --> 00:02:35,663 You're making too big a deal outta this. 68 00:02:35,734 --> 00:02:36,434 You don't understand. 69 00:02:36,502 --> 00:02:37,269 I totally understand. 70 00:02:37,338 --> 00:02:38,372 Can I come stay at your house? 71 00:02:38,443 --> 00:02:42,646 Sam, it's not that big of a deal. 72 00:02:42,722 --> 00:02:44,190 What were you guys talking about? 73 00:02:44,261 --> 00:02:50,233 Uh...Nothin'...Just... ...The middle east. 74 00:02:50,314 --> 00:02:51,247 Lot of tension there. 75 00:02:51,318 --> 00:02:53,686 Tough situation. 76 00:02:53,692 --> 00:02:56,827 Come on, what were you guys talking about? 77 00:02:56,902 --> 00:02:57,502 Can't you just tell him? 78 00:02:57,571 --> 00:02:57,937 No. 79 00:02:58,006 --> 00:03:00,107 He's gonna find out some time. 80 00:03:00,180 --> 00:03:02,181 Okay, fine, whatever. 81 00:03:02,253 --> 00:03:03,319 My sister's comin' home for a few days 82 00:03:03,390 --> 00:03:05,858 and I'm peeved off about it, okay? 83 00:03:05,932 --> 00:03:07,065 It's just three days. 84 00:03:07,135 --> 00:03:07,902 You can deal with it. 85 00:03:07,971 --> 00:03:09,238 Okay, wait a minute. 86 00:03:09,309 --> 00:03:10,075 Sam's sister? 87 00:03:10,145 --> 00:03:11,512 Yeah, Melanie. 88 00:03:11,583 --> 00:03:12,483 You don't have a sister. 89 00:03:12,554 --> 00:03:13,420 Yes, she does. 90 00:03:13,490 --> 00:03:15,524 Well, then how come I've never heard of her? 91 00:03:15,596 --> 00:03:17,463 'Cause Sam hates to talk about her. 92 00:03:17,536 --> 00:03:19,604 She goes to a fancy boarding school, on a scholarship, 93 00:03:19,677 --> 00:03:21,978 she gets perfect grades, never gets in trouble, 94 00:03:22,051 --> 00:03:23,985 always has clean hair. 95 00:03:24,057 --> 00:03:26,525 She makes me sick. 96 00:03:26,599 --> 00:03:27,599 Oh, come on, she's sweet. 97 00:03:27,669 --> 00:03:30,104 Oh, will you guys just stop it? 98 00:03:30,177 --> 00:03:30,543 What? 99 00:03:30,612 --> 00:03:31,078 What do you mean? 100 00:03:31,146 --> 00:03:32,113 I'm not that gullible. 101 00:03:32,184 --> 00:03:34,352 I know Sam doesn't have a sister. 102 00:03:34,424 --> 00:03:35,524 Yeah I do. 103 00:03:35,594 --> 00:03:36,394 I've been to your house. 104 00:03:36,464 --> 00:03:38,965 How come I've never seen a picture of this sister? 105 00:03:39,039 --> 00:03:39,639 You have. 106 00:03:39,708 --> 00:03:41,976 You just didn't know it was Melanie 'cause we look identical. 107 00:03:42,049 --> 00:03:42,782 They're twins. 108 00:03:42,852 --> 00:03:45,987 Oh, twins. 109 00:03:46,062 --> 00:03:48,630 Twins. 110 00:03:48,704 --> 00:03:49,037 Right. 111 00:03:49,105 --> 00:03:50,806 You know, I have an uncle who's an avocado. 112 00:03:50,878 --> 00:03:54,080 Yeah, we call him uncle green mush. 113 00:03:54,155 --> 00:03:55,288 We're telling you the truth. 114 00:03:55,359 --> 00:03:56,592 I ain't fallin' for it. 115 00:03:56,663 --> 00:03:57,330 Who cares what he thinks? 116 00:03:57,399 --> 00:03:58,466 Let's go. 117 00:03:58,536 --> 00:03:59,569 People care what I think. 118 00:03:59,640 --> 00:04:00,373 No, they don't. 119 00:04:00,442 --> 00:04:01,275 Yes, sir. 120 00:04:01,346 --> 00:04:02,946 [Music] 121 00:04:09,104 --> 00:04:12,206 Look who's back, me. 122 00:04:12,280 --> 00:04:13,447 How was the market? 123 00:04:13,518 --> 00:04:19,490 Cool. Your pork roast. 124 00:04:19,571 --> 00:04:22,407 Um, I asked for an orange. 125 00:04:22,480 --> 00:04:23,380 You didn't say pork roast? 126 00:04:23,450 --> 00:04:24,617 No. 127 00:04:24,687 --> 00:04:29,691 Who was I talking to? 128 00:04:29,771 --> 00:04:30,871 What kinda homework you doin'? 129 00:04:30,941 --> 00:04:31,274 I'm not. 130 00:04:31,342 --> 00:04:32,943 I'm tutoring a kid who lives in our building. 131 00:04:33,015 --> 00:04:34,115 Oh, that's so nice of you. 132 00:04:34,186 --> 00:04:35,619 Well, his dad is paying me. 133 00:04:35,690 --> 00:04:39,760 Good, 'cause you owe me 24 bucks for the pork roast. 134 00:04:39,837 --> 00:04:42,972 Stop. Stop it. 135 00:04:43,047 --> 00:04:43,913 Hey. 136 00:04:43,984 --> 00:04:49,055 The soap in your bathroom smells awesome. 137 00:04:49,133 --> 00:04:51,235 Him? You're tutoring him? 138 00:04:51,307 --> 00:04:52,274 Yeah, that's Chuck. 139 00:04:52,344 --> 00:04:53,277 I know that's Chuck. 140 00:04:53,348 --> 00:04:55,782 Chuck is evil. 141 00:04:55,855 --> 00:04:56,822 Spencer. 142 00:04:56,893 --> 00:04:59,227 He's my arch-nemesis. 143 00:04:59,300 --> 00:05:02,002 Once, he tried to hit me with a racquetball racquet, 144 00:05:02,075 --> 00:05:04,710 and then he tried to smack me around, and then another time 145 00:05:04,784 --> 00:05:06,184 he locked me in the basement and squirted me 146 00:05:06,256 --> 00:05:08,090 with a suspicious liquid. 147 00:05:08,162 --> 00:05:09,262 Suspicious liquid? 148 00:05:09,333 --> 00:05:10,533 I never did that stuff. 149 00:05:10,604 --> 00:05:14,740 Just back up. 150 00:05:14,817 --> 00:05:16,117 What's the matter with you? 151 00:05:16,188 --> 00:05:19,691 You've let my enemy penetrate my inner sanctum. 152 00:05:19,766 --> 00:05:20,666 He's a nice kid. 153 00:05:20,736 --> 00:05:21,069 No. 154 00:05:21,137 --> 00:05:24,039 He's gonna do bad things to me. 155 00:05:24,114 --> 00:05:26,782 You need to go take a hot bath or something. 156 00:05:26,856 --> 00:05:29,458 Bath? 157 00:05:29,531 --> 00:05:30,398 Sorry, Chuck. 158 00:05:30,468 --> 00:05:31,501 Where were we? 159 00:05:31,572 --> 00:05:33,640 Nine hundred divided by 12. 160 00:05:33,712 --> 00:05:36,714 Right, and the answer is... Seventy-five? 161 00:05:36,789 --> 00:05:37,856 Perfect. 162 00:05:37,925 --> 00:05:40,827 Yay, I'm learning. 163 00:05:40,902 --> 00:05:46,173 Okay, let's check out your homework assignment for tomorrow. 164 00:05:46,253 --> 00:05:46,619 Carly. 165 00:05:46,688 --> 00:05:50,290 What? 166 00:05:50,366 --> 00:05:51,966 [Music] 167 00:05:58,660 --> 00:06:02,196 The male elephant offers the female elephant a peanut. 168 00:06:02,271 --> 00:06:03,405 What are we watching? 169 00:06:03,476 --> 00:06:05,710 Elephant love. 170 00:06:05,783 --> 00:06:08,718 [Knocking] 171 00:06:08,793 --> 00:06:10,894 Hey. Can I borrow a scissors? 172 00:06:10,967 --> 00:06:11,833 Don't you have a scissors? 173 00:06:11,903 --> 00:06:12,136 No. 174 00:06:12,203 --> 00:06:16,173 My mom says they're too dangerous to keep around the house. 175 00:06:16,251 --> 00:06:18,519 We've got a scissors in the kitchen drawer. 176 00:06:18,591 --> 00:06:19,424 Can you handle 'em? 177 00:06:19,494 --> 00:06:20,528 I think I can. 178 00:06:20,597 --> 00:06:23,232 Come with me. 179 00:06:23,306 --> 00:06:26,875 [Buzzer] 180 00:06:26,952 --> 00:06:27,919 Yeah? 181 00:06:27,988 --> 00:06:29,222 Carly, it's Melanie. 182 00:06:29,293 --> 00:06:31,227 Oh hey, Melanie, come on up. 183 00:06:31,299 --> 00:06:32,065 That Sam's sister? 184 00:06:32,135 --> 00:06:33,468 Oh come on. 185 00:06:33,540 --> 00:06:34,807 They got you in on it, too? 186 00:06:34,878 --> 00:06:36,478 In on what? 187 00:06:36,549 --> 00:06:38,250 Guys, I'm not fallin' for it. 188 00:06:38,322 --> 00:06:40,323 I know Sam doesn't have a twin sister. 189 00:06:40,395 --> 00:06:41,229 She does too. 190 00:06:41,298 --> 00:06:44,100 No, she-- is that a new necklace? 191 00:06:44,174 --> 00:06:45,841 Yeah, you like it? 192 00:06:45,913 --> 00:06:46,746 Can you return it? 193 00:06:46,816 --> 00:06:47,682 No. 194 00:06:47,753 --> 00:06:52,657 It's nice. 195 00:06:52,736 --> 00:06:54,036 Hi. 196 00:06:54,107 --> 00:06:54,907 Hey, Melanie. 197 00:06:54,976 --> 00:06:57,811 Oh, gimme a break. 198 00:06:57,885 --> 00:06:59,920 Wow, I don't think I've seen you since the seventh grade. 199 00:06:59,992 --> 00:07:01,526 I know. 200 00:07:01,598 --> 00:07:02,765 Hi, Spencer. 201 00:07:02,835 --> 00:07:03,869 Hey kid. 202 00:07:03,939 --> 00:07:06,907 Okay, this is the stupidest thing ever. 203 00:07:06,982 --> 00:07:08,582 Oh my gosh, you're Freddie. 204 00:07:08,654 --> 00:07:09,921 I recognize you from iCarly. 205 00:07:09,992 --> 00:07:12,994 Oh, shut up. 206 00:07:13,069 --> 00:07:15,136 Huh? I'm confused. 207 00:07:15,208 --> 00:07:18,477 Really? Sam? 208 00:07:18,553 --> 00:07:21,321 He thinks Sam's messin' with him about having a twin sister. 209 00:07:21,395 --> 00:07:23,696 Oh. I don't blame you. 210 00:07:23,770 --> 00:07:25,571 It is the kinda thing Sam would do. 211 00:07:27,600 --> 00:07:32,204 You know, one time she tried to convince me I was adopted? 212 00:07:32,282 --> 00:07:33,282 Uh-huh. 213 00:07:33,352 --> 00:07:36,888 And isn't it convenient that Sam isn't here right now? 214 00:07:36,964 --> 00:07:38,398 She should be here. 215 00:07:38,469 --> 00:07:39,202 It's almost eight. 216 00:07:39,271 --> 00:07:40,138 Well, let's just go. 217 00:07:40,208 --> 00:07:41,808 I'll text Sam and have her meet us at the movie. 218 00:07:41,880 --> 00:07:43,781 Perfect. 219 00:07:43,853 --> 00:07:47,155 Wonderful. Bravo. 220 00:07:47,231 --> 00:07:50,700 Very believable performance, Carly and Sam. 221 00:07:50,775 --> 00:07:52,943 Freddie, I'm really Melanie. 222 00:07:53,016 --> 00:07:54,984 Duh-huh. 223 00:07:55,056 --> 00:07:55,856 Later. 224 00:07:55,925 --> 00:07:56,625 Nice meeting you. 225 00:07:56,694 --> 00:07:59,763 Uh, okay. 226 00:07:59,838 --> 00:08:01,705 How can they think I'm that gullible? 227 00:08:01,778 --> 00:08:03,879 Clown day? 228 00:08:03,952 --> 00:08:05,953 That email looked really real. 229 00:08:06,025 --> 00:08:06,658 Don't feel bad. 230 00:08:06,727 --> 00:08:09,062 When I was a kid at sleep-away camp, my friends tricked me 231 00:08:09,135 --> 00:08:12,337 into thinking it was naked day. 232 00:08:12,413 --> 00:08:14,280 You ever play dodgeball naked? 233 00:08:14,352 --> 00:08:15,352 No. 234 00:08:15,422 --> 00:08:17,323 Don't ever do it. 235 00:08:17,395 --> 00:08:18,696 I won't... ... 'Cause-- I get it. 236 00:08:18,766 --> 00:08:20,366 Yeah. 237 00:08:24,752 --> 00:08:26,352 [Music] 238 00:08:43,514 --> 00:08:47,116 Hey, dish rag. 239 00:08:47,192 --> 00:08:48,659 Impressive. 240 00:08:48,730 --> 00:08:50,464 What, you changed your clothes and hair in the lobby, 241 00:08:50,537 --> 00:08:52,204 then took the main elevator back up here? 242 00:08:52,275 --> 00:08:54,609 What are you yappin' on about now? 243 00:08:54,683 --> 00:08:55,216 [Phone chimes] 244 00:08:55,285 --> 00:08:57,786 Wait. 245 00:08:57,860 --> 00:09:00,195 Ah, I gotta go meet Carly and Melanie at the Omniplex. 246 00:09:00,267 --> 00:09:02,302 Okay. Well, you better hurry. 247 00:09:02,374 --> 00:09:07,245 You don't wanna keep yourself waiting. 248 00:09:07,324 --> 00:09:08,858 Oh. 249 00:09:08,929 --> 00:09:09,529 Freddie. 250 00:09:09,599 --> 00:09:11,032 They're just scissors. 251 00:09:11,103 --> 00:09:12,703 [Music] 252 00:09:19,832 --> 00:09:21,432 [Yawns] 253 00:09:40,365 --> 00:09:45,069 Chuck. 254 00:09:45,147 --> 00:09:46,047 Hello. 255 00:09:46,117 --> 00:09:47,717 Ah! 256 00:09:52,872 --> 00:09:55,107 All right, you little gremlin. 257 00:09:55,179 --> 00:09:58,179 You are in major trouble for this. 258 00:10:04,510 --> 00:10:06,110 Carly! 259 00:10:11,767 --> 00:10:14,069 Oh, why did I taste it? 260 00:10:14,141 --> 00:10:15,741 [Music] 261 00:10:20,428 --> 00:10:21,328 Hey. 262 00:10:21,398 --> 00:10:21,897 Oh, hi. 263 00:10:21,967 --> 00:10:23,601 Fred-a-cheenie. 264 00:10:23,672 --> 00:10:28,509 So, are you Sam right now or Melanie? 265 00:10:28,589 --> 00:10:31,791 I don't know, does this hurt? 266 00:10:31,866 --> 00:10:32,766 Yeah, it hurt. 267 00:10:32,835 --> 00:10:34,803 Then I'm Sam. 268 00:10:34,876 --> 00:10:36,376 I thought you had detention today. 269 00:10:36,447 --> 00:10:37,113 I do. 270 00:10:37,183 --> 00:10:38,483 She snuck out. 271 00:10:38,554 --> 00:10:39,821 Won't miss Briggs know you ditched? 272 00:10:39,892 --> 00:10:42,026 Nah, she only comes for the first five minutes, 273 00:10:42,099 --> 00:10:43,699 then she leaves to go make out with mister Howard 274 00:10:43,771 --> 00:10:45,072 in the teachers' lounge. 275 00:10:45,142 --> 00:10:47,977 Oh, people over 30 really should not make out. 276 00:10:48,051 --> 00:10:48,517 No. 277 00:10:48,587 --> 00:10:50,788 That's wrong. 278 00:10:50,861 --> 00:10:51,894 Whose smoothie? 279 00:10:51,964 --> 00:10:53,331 Melanie's. 280 00:10:53,402 --> 00:10:53,968 Oh. 281 00:10:54,038 --> 00:10:56,539 So this is Melanie's smoothie? 282 00:10:56,613 --> 00:10:59,815 Then where is mythical Melanie? 283 00:10:59,890 --> 00:11:01,190 In the bathroom. 284 00:11:01,261 --> 00:11:03,329 Even twins have to go sometimes. 285 00:11:05,200 --> 00:11:06,900 Yeah, what's up? 286 00:11:06,972 --> 00:11:09,907 Well, then maybe I'll just wait here till Melanie comes out 287 00:11:09,982 --> 00:11:11,382 of the bathroom. 288 00:11:11,453 --> 00:11:12,253 Aw, man. 289 00:11:12,323 --> 00:11:12,856 What's wrong? 290 00:11:12,924 --> 00:11:15,226 Briggs came back to detention and saw I ditched. 291 00:11:15,299 --> 00:11:17,200 Uh, just tell her I had to puke. 292 00:11:17,272 --> 00:11:18,672 I'll be back there in five minutes. 293 00:11:18,743 --> 00:11:20,477 Don't you have to wait for Melanie? 294 00:11:20,550 --> 00:11:22,117 Tell her I'll meet her later at home. 295 00:11:22,188 --> 00:11:23,922 Wait, you didn't pay for your smoothie. 296 00:11:23,994 --> 00:11:26,028 I didn't finish it. 297 00:11:26,101 --> 00:11:28,402 She did finish it. 298 00:11:28,475 --> 00:11:30,376 Would the gentleman care for a pickle? 299 00:11:30,448 --> 00:11:32,082 Uh, no, I don't want a pickle. 300 00:11:32,154 --> 00:11:34,923 Why? You afraid of pickles? 301 00:11:34,996 --> 00:11:38,299 Scared to take a walk on the pickle side of town? 302 00:11:38,374 --> 00:11:39,074 No. 303 00:11:39,143 --> 00:11:40,777 I just think that pickles and smoothies 304 00:11:40,849 --> 00:11:41,882 don't really go together. 305 00:11:41,953 --> 00:11:45,155 Oh. Well, pardon me for thinkin' that all foods 306 00:11:45,230 --> 00:11:51,201 and beverages could get along. 307 00:11:51,283 --> 00:11:53,317 Hey, Freddie. 308 00:11:53,390 --> 00:11:54,023 Where's Sam? 309 00:11:54,092 --> 00:11:56,460 Oh, she had to go back to detention. 310 00:11:56,533 --> 00:11:57,200 Yes. 311 00:11:57,269 --> 00:12:00,304 And isn't it interesting how Sam had to leave 312 00:12:00,379 --> 00:12:02,713 right before you showed up here? 313 00:12:02,787 --> 00:12:03,687 Is he still on this? 314 00:12:03,757 --> 00:12:04,490 Uh-huh. 315 00:12:04,559 --> 00:12:06,027 I will say it's impressive that you changed 316 00:12:06,097 --> 00:12:07,932 your clothes and hair so fast. 317 00:12:08,004 --> 00:12:09,672 Freddie, I'm really Melanie. 318 00:12:09,742 --> 00:12:11,243 I'm really Sam's sister. 319 00:12:11,315 --> 00:12:14,383 Oh, are you? 320 00:12:14,458 --> 00:12:16,192 I am. 321 00:12:16,264 --> 00:12:20,600 Anyway, I gotta go meet my mom at the clinic. 322 00:12:20,678 --> 00:12:25,082 Wait. 323 00:12:25,159 --> 00:12:31,331 Since you're Melanie, how would you like to go on a date with me 324 00:12:31,413 --> 00:12:34,815 this Saturday night? 325 00:12:34,891 --> 00:12:35,991 Oh. 326 00:12:36,062 --> 00:12:38,964 Well, that'd be really cool. 327 00:12:39,038 --> 00:12:39,670 I'd love to. 328 00:12:39,740 --> 00:12:42,776 Oh, you--really? 329 00:12:42,850 --> 00:12:44,551 Sure. 330 00:12:44,623 --> 00:12:46,257 Okay then. 331 00:12:46,328 --> 00:12:48,328 Okay. Bye. 332 00:12:53,585 --> 00:12:55,719 Wow, that came out of nowhere. 333 00:12:55,792 --> 00:12:57,960 Yep. 'Cause I'm a genius. 334 00:12:58,033 --> 00:12:58,833 Huh? 335 00:12:58,902 --> 00:13:01,571 Sam would rather chew broken glass than go on a date with me 336 00:13:01,644 --> 00:13:02,644 for a whole Saturday night. 337 00:13:02,715 --> 00:13:04,483 No way she's going through with this. 338 00:13:04,554 --> 00:13:05,821 You asked Melanie. 339 00:13:05,892 --> 00:13:06,658 Okay. 340 00:13:06,728 --> 00:13:09,597 You can pretend I'm goin' on a date with Melanie, but I know 341 00:13:09,670 --> 00:13:14,441 I've got a date with Sam. 342 00:13:14,520 --> 00:13:15,253 What? 343 00:13:15,322 --> 00:13:17,557 I've got a date with Sam. 344 00:13:17,630 --> 00:13:18,596 You wanna buy a pickle? 345 00:13:18,667 --> 00:13:20,168 No! 346 00:13:20,238 --> 00:13:23,807 [Music] 347 00:13:23,816 --> 00:13:28,220 [Music] 348 00:13:29,300 --> 00:13:32,235 Next, I... ... Subtract 26 from 700. 349 00:13:32,310 --> 00:13:34,444 [Knocking] 350 00:13:34,517 --> 00:13:35,817 Hey. 351 00:13:35,888 --> 00:13:36,321 Tutoring. 352 00:13:36,389 --> 00:13:37,523 This will just take a sec. 353 00:13:37,594 --> 00:13:39,995 Which sweater do you think Sam would hate the most? 354 00:13:40,069 --> 00:13:41,536 The stripes. Why? 355 00:13:41,607 --> 00:13:44,609 Then I'm wearin' the stripes on my date with her. 356 00:13:44,683 --> 00:13:47,485 You're going out with Melanie not Sam. 357 00:13:47,560 --> 00:13:52,497 Hey, when I get older, maybe I could go on a date with you. 358 00:13:52,576 --> 00:13:55,244 Oh, Chuck. 359 00:13:55,318 --> 00:13:56,618 Don't waste your time, kid. 360 00:13:56,689 --> 00:14:00,425 I've been barkin' up that tree since sixth grade. 361 00:14:00,502 --> 00:14:01,902 Oh! 362 00:14:01,973 --> 00:14:03,006 What happened? 363 00:14:03,077 --> 00:14:04,544 You wanna know what happened? 364 00:14:04,615 --> 00:14:06,949 That little pimple filled my motorcycle helmet 365 00:14:07,022 --> 00:14:09,490 with chunky red goo. 366 00:14:09,564 --> 00:14:11,532 Eww! What is that? 367 00:14:11,604 --> 00:14:12,971 I wish I knew. 368 00:14:13,042 --> 00:14:13,709 Don't taste it. 369 00:14:13,778 --> 00:14:17,247 Right. It's so gross. 370 00:14:17,323 --> 00:14:18,924 Want me to get you a paper towel? 371 00:14:18,994 --> 00:14:19,828 Aw. 372 00:14:19,898 --> 00:14:23,468 Don't go "aw!" He did this! 373 00:14:23,543 --> 00:14:24,443 I did not. 374 00:14:24,513 --> 00:14:25,546 Stop picking on him. 375 00:14:25,616 --> 00:14:26,750 Just use your other helmet. 376 00:14:26,820 --> 00:14:30,022 You and Sam took my other helmet to use for some iCarly thing. 377 00:14:30,097 --> 00:14:31,631 Then I'll go get it. 378 00:14:31,703 --> 00:14:33,837 You need to calm down and take a bubble bath or something. 379 00:14:33,910 --> 00:14:38,547 You know bathing isn't the answer to everything. 380 00:14:38,626 --> 00:14:40,860 All right, Chuck. 381 00:14:40,933 --> 00:14:42,567 Now you listen to me. 382 00:14:42,639 --> 00:14:44,440 I know what you are. 383 00:14:44,511 --> 00:14:58,024 You may have Carly fooled, but I know exactly what you-- 384 00:14:58,122 --> 00:15:02,993 here's your other helm-- why are you on the floor? 385 00:15:03,072 --> 00:15:07,942 Maybe he had a stroke. 386 00:15:08,021 --> 00:15:08,687 Come with me. 387 00:15:08,757 --> 00:15:09,757 I'm not finished tutoring Chuck. 388 00:15:09,827 --> 00:15:10,827 This will just take a second. 389 00:15:10,897 --> 00:15:11,396 Spencer. 390 00:15:11,466 --> 00:15:11,965 Don't protest. 391 00:15:12,034 --> 00:15:12,367 Spencer! 392 00:15:12,435 --> 00:15:17,106 Just come on! 393 00:15:17,184 --> 00:15:18,451 I have to finish my tutoring session with Chuck. 394 00:15:18,522 --> 00:15:19,989 Shh. Look at this. 395 00:15:20,060 --> 00:15:20,993 Whose laptop is that? 396 00:15:21,063 --> 00:15:21,529 Socko's. 397 00:15:21,599 --> 00:15:22,999 He lent it to me with some special software 398 00:15:23,070 --> 00:15:25,171 and a couple of teeny little secret video cameras. 399 00:15:25,244 --> 00:15:26,744 Okay, I really don't have time to-- watch this. 400 00:15:26,815 --> 00:15:28,883 Take a look at what happened downstairs two minutes ago. 401 00:15:28,956 --> 00:15:29,488 I don't want to. 402 00:15:29,557 --> 00:15:30,123 Just watch it! 403 00:15:30,193 --> 00:15:34,330 Okay. 404 00:15:34,406 --> 00:15:36,341 [Screaming] 405 00:15:36,413 --> 00:15:39,482 That hurts. 406 00:15:39,557 --> 00:15:41,424 That lying little beast. 407 00:15:41,496 --> 00:15:42,663 You see? 408 00:15:42,734 --> 00:15:45,402 He grabbed me, pulled me over the couch and then wailed on me. 409 00:15:45,476 --> 00:15:45,842 I know. 410 00:15:45,910 --> 00:15:47,845 You gotta start working out. 411 00:15:47,917 --> 00:15:49,351 That's not the point. 412 00:15:49,422 --> 00:15:50,722 Now you know I was right. 413 00:15:50,793 --> 00:15:53,194 He's evil and I want revenge. 414 00:15:53,268 --> 00:15:54,435 No. 415 00:15:54,506 --> 00:15:55,839 I know how to get him back. 416 00:15:55,910 --> 00:15:56,943 Trust me. 417 00:15:57,013 --> 00:16:00,082 Okay. 418 00:16:00,157 --> 00:16:01,490 You do have to start working out. 419 00:16:01,562 --> 00:16:04,162 Stop squishing it. 420 00:16:12,330 --> 00:16:15,466 Hey, Chuck, sorry to keep you waiting. 421 00:16:15,540 --> 00:16:17,007 Oh, it's okay. 422 00:16:17,079 --> 00:16:19,180 I Drew you a flower. 423 00:16:19,252 --> 00:16:21,420 Aw. You are so sweet. 424 00:16:21,494 --> 00:16:24,028 Anyway, since you've got your big test on Monday, 425 00:16:24,101 --> 00:16:26,302 we should go over the new international math laws 426 00:16:26,376 --> 00:16:30,980 that were just passed by the u. N. 427 00:16:31,057 --> 00:16:32,258 International math laws? 428 00:16:32,328 --> 00:16:33,128 Uh-huh. 429 00:16:33,198 --> 00:16:35,399 They made some changes, so we gotta make sure you understand 430 00:16:35,472 --> 00:16:36,972 all the new rules. 431 00:16:37,044 --> 00:16:40,413 Now, the biggest news is, they've created a new number. 432 00:16:40,488 --> 00:16:41,354 A new number? 433 00:16:41,424 --> 00:16:43,025 Yep, between five and six. 434 00:16:43,096 --> 00:16:45,798 It's called derf. 435 00:16:45,872 --> 00:16:46,705 Derf. 436 00:16:46,776 --> 00:16:47,409 Right. 437 00:16:47,477 --> 00:16:52,114 And it looks like this. 438 00:16:52,193 --> 00:16:55,028 Huh. That's a derf. See? 439 00:16:55,102 --> 00:16:56,035 Oh. 440 00:16:56,106 --> 00:16:57,707 So, now, it goes: 441 00:16:57,777 --> 00:17:00,880 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, derf, 6, 7, got it? 442 00:17:00,954 --> 00:17:02,154 I think so. 443 00:17:02,225 --> 00:17:02,825 Good. 444 00:17:02,895 --> 00:17:03,628 And so then it goes: 445 00:17:03,697 --> 00:17:06,699 13, 14, 15--and what's next? 446 00:17:06,774 --> 00:17:08,174 Derfteen? 447 00:17:08,245 --> 00:17:10,713 Wow. You catch on fast. 448 00:17:10,787 --> 00:17:12,021 Thanks. 449 00:17:12,091 --> 00:17:15,627 So, if we take 12, and multiply that by 81, 450 00:17:15,703 --> 00:17:20,206 and then divide it by two, we get... Four hundred 451 00:17:20,284 --> 00:17:23,453 and derfty-seven? 452 00:17:23,528 --> 00:17:25,528 Awesome. 453 00:17:30,885 --> 00:17:32,485 [Music] 454 00:17:38,377 --> 00:17:40,277 Hey. All right. 455 00:17:40,349 --> 00:17:42,083 Excuse me. 456 00:17:42,155 --> 00:17:44,323 Okay. 457 00:17:44,396 --> 00:17:44,661 Okay. 458 00:17:44,730 --> 00:17:47,365 Oh. Okay. 459 00:17:47,439 --> 00:17:50,808 Okay, I'm gonna--okay. 460 00:17:50,884 --> 00:17:52,484 Okay. 461 00:17:58,074 --> 00:18:03,044 Here we go. 462 00:18:03,124 --> 00:18:05,826 You get thirsty on the way here? 463 00:18:05,899 --> 00:18:07,633 Sorta. 464 00:18:07,705 --> 00:18:12,576 So, Melanie, you look pretty hot tonight. 465 00:18:12,654 --> 00:18:15,456 Thanks. I love your shirt. 466 00:18:15,531 --> 00:18:16,364 No, you don't. 467 00:18:16,434 --> 00:18:18,034 Carly said you hate stripes. 468 00:18:18,105 --> 00:18:19,639 Sam hates stripes. 469 00:18:19,711 --> 00:18:21,445 How long are you gonna keep this up? 470 00:18:21,517 --> 00:18:24,485 Just admit you're Sam and we can leave. 471 00:18:24,560 --> 00:18:25,827 I would. 472 00:18:25,898 --> 00:18:27,398 Ow. 473 00:18:27,469 --> 00:18:31,572 But I'm not Sam. 474 00:18:31,650 --> 00:18:33,083 Okay. 475 00:18:33,154 --> 00:18:35,289 If you're not Sam, then I guess you wouldn't mind 476 00:18:35,361 --> 00:18:38,797 if I held your hand. 477 00:18:38,873 --> 00:18:41,308 I don't mind at all. 478 00:18:41,381 --> 00:18:42,415 I think you're really cute. 479 00:18:42,484 --> 00:18:45,687 How can you say that without vomiting? 480 00:18:45,762 --> 00:18:47,362 What? 481 00:18:52,751 --> 00:18:54,051 All right. 482 00:18:54,123 --> 00:19:00,462 If you're not Sam, I suppose you wouldn't mind dancing with me. 483 00:19:00,543 --> 00:19:02,678 I'd love to. 484 00:19:02,751 --> 00:19:04,251 This is a slow dance, you know. 485 00:19:04,323 --> 00:19:05,390 I know. 486 00:19:05,459 --> 00:19:10,096 We'll have to dance together, pressed against each other. 487 00:19:10,175 --> 00:19:13,778 Yeah, let's go. 488 00:19:13,853 --> 00:19:16,853 I think I don't exist 489 00:19:26,394 --> 00:19:27,994 I can't believe you're doing this. 490 00:19:28,066 --> 00:19:29,533 Why? I like you. 491 00:19:29,604 --> 00:19:31,505 You hate me, you always have. 492 00:19:31,578 --> 00:19:32,845 Maybe Sam hates you. 493 00:19:32,915 --> 00:19:34,783 You are Sam. 494 00:19:34,855 --> 00:19:37,855 Really? Would Sam do this? 495 00:19:46,058 --> 00:19:49,995 You swore we'd never do that again. 496 00:19:50,071 --> 00:19:55,309 I didn't swear anything. 497 00:19:55,389 --> 00:19:59,692 Freddie. 498 00:19:59,769 --> 00:20:03,939 [Music] 499 00:20:04,016 --> 00:20:05,350 You know what's a stupid letter? 500 00:20:05,421 --> 00:20:06,488 Q? 501 00:20:06,558 --> 00:20:07,091 Yeah. 502 00:20:07,160 --> 00:20:08,393 Why do I hate q so much? 503 00:20:08,464 --> 00:20:10,899 'Cause it's so obviously just an o, tryin' to be all fancy 504 00:20:10,973 --> 00:20:14,075 with its pointless little tail. 505 00:20:14,149 --> 00:20:16,351 Q's pathetic. 506 00:20:16,423 --> 00:20:17,457 Hey, could one of you guys get that? 507 00:20:17,527 --> 00:20:18,727 I'm sculpturing. 508 00:20:18,797 --> 00:20:23,167 Sure. 509 00:20:23,245 --> 00:20:26,514 Oh. Hi, Mr. chambers. 510 00:20:26,590 --> 00:20:29,492 Chuck. 511 00:20:29,567 --> 00:20:32,302 Uggh. Stripes. 512 00:20:32,375 --> 00:20:34,877 Carly, I just wanna let you know that we're not gonna continue 513 00:20:34,951 --> 00:20:35,984 with the tutoring. 514 00:20:36,054 --> 00:20:38,255 Chuck failed his math test. 515 00:20:38,328 --> 00:20:41,964 Oh, no. 516 00:20:42,040 --> 00:20:43,007 It's not your fault. 517 00:20:43,077 --> 00:20:45,378 He made up some fake number called derf. 518 00:20:45,451 --> 00:20:48,119 Derf? 519 00:20:48,194 --> 00:20:50,395 I learned it from you. 520 00:20:50,468 --> 00:20:51,768 Okay, that does it, Chuck. 521 00:20:51,839 --> 00:20:53,806 If you're gonna blame Carly for your failure, 522 00:20:53,878 --> 00:20:55,846 I'm gonna ground you for three weeks. 523 00:20:55,918 --> 00:20:57,586 Dad! 524 00:20:57,658 --> 00:21:00,493 Mr. chambers, you know, I also had trouble with math 525 00:21:00,566 --> 00:21:02,334 when I was a boy. 526 00:21:02,407 --> 00:21:04,908 So my dad sent me to math camp for the whole summer. 527 00:21:04,981 --> 00:21:05,747 Math camp? 528 00:21:05,817 --> 00:21:06,784 Math camp? 529 00:21:06,854 --> 00:21:11,158 Yes. Here's a brochure. 530 00:21:11,235 --> 00:21:15,005 Ooh, camp Addemup. 531 00:21:15,081 --> 00:21:17,615 This looks perfect. 532 00:21:17,689 --> 00:21:19,156 Enjoy your summer, Chuck. 533 00:21:19,228 --> 00:21:21,730 Yeah. Chuck. 534 00:21:21,802 --> 00:21:27,774 Let's go, son. 535 00:21:27,856 --> 00:21:28,989 That was fun. 536 00:21:29,060 --> 00:21:30,060 I'm gonna go take a victory bath. 537 00:21:30,130 --> 00:21:30,829 Shave your toes. 538 00:21:30,899 --> 00:21:33,834 No. 539 00:21:33,909 --> 00:21:34,642 Where were we? 540 00:21:34,711 --> 00:21:36,578 Hittin' a balloon, hatin' q. 541 00:21:36,651 --> 00:21:39,386 Right. 542 00:21:39,460 --> 00:21:42,295 Hey. Here's your--oh. 543 00:21:42,370 --> 00:21:43,370 You're here. 544 00:21:43,439 --> 00:21:46,475 Yeah, like seein' your face freshens up my day. 545 00:21:46,550 --> 00:21:48,217 You sure seemed to like my face last night, 546 00:21:48,289 --> 00:21:50,824 when you had your lips all over it. 547 00:21:50,897 --> 00:21:52,498 That wasn't me, dipthong. 548 00:21:52,570 --> 00:21:54,070 You and Melanie kissed? 549 00:21:54,141 --> 00:21:56,142 Man, how long are you two gonna keep tryin' to trick me 550 00:21:56,215 --> 00:21:57,849 with the whole Melanie thing? 551 00:21:57,920 --> 00:21:59,321 I told you, I'm not that gullible. 552 00:21:59,391 --> 00:22:01,292 I know there's no Melanie. 553 00:22:01,364 --> 00:22:04,166 Yes there-- whoa. Let's just stop. 554 00:22:04,241 --> 00:22:05,274 It didn't work. 555 00:22:05,344 --> 00:22:07,378 It didn't? 556 00:22:07,451 --> 00:22:09,886 Okay. You won. 557 00:22:09,959 --> 00:22:12,661 We tried to trick you, but we couldn't pull it off. 558 00:22:12,735 --> 00:22:13,601 Ha. 559 00:22:13,671 --> 00:22:16,773 Then admit there's no Melanie, and that I'm not gullible, 560 00:22:16,848 --> 00:22:19,883 and that I'm too smart for you. 561 00:22:19,958 --> 00:22:22,526 There's no Melanie, you're not gullible, 562 00:22:22,600 --> 00:22:24,067 and you're too smart for me. 563 00:22:24,139 --> 00:22:25,306 That's right. 564 00:22:25,376 --> 00:22:27,210 In your face, Puckett! 565 00:22:27,282 --> 00:22:32,987 Bye, ladies. 566 00:22:33,068 --> 00:22:34,034 He loves to be right. 567 00:22:34,104 --> 00:22:34,837 All boys do. 568 00:22:34,907 --> 00:22:39,811 Totally. 569 00:22:39,889 --> 00:22:41,523 Hey. We go to the mall? 570 00:22:41,595 --> 00:22:42,095 Let's hit it. 571 00:22:42,163 --> 00:22:43,763 Yep. 572 00:22:52,296 --> 00:22:53,930 How could you make out with Freddie? 573 00:22:54,002 --> 00:22:56,003 He's adorable. 574 00:22:56,076 --> 00:22:58,310 I can't believe you two are sisters. 575 00:22:58,383 --> 00:23:02,086 Me either. 576 00:23:02,154 --> 00:23:07,658 [Music] Hi, I'm Sierra. 577 00:23:07,726 --> 00:23:18,836 And I'm gonna make my brother, Jack, disappear. 578 00:23:18,904 --> 00:23:22,840 Tada. 579 00:23:22,908 --> 00:23:23,407 All right, all right. 580 00:23:23,475 --> 00:23:26,143 I'll bring him back. 581 00:23:26,211 --> 00:23:29,113 I hate you when you do that. 582 00:23:29,181 --> 00:23:36,617 Sync by hana.bean and honeybunny www.addic7ed.com 583 00:23:36,667 --> 00:23:41,217 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0